It Goes Down in the DM. WEIRD messages from guys online.

Picture this: You’re going about your boring day, counting down till happy hour. Then, you feel your phone vibrate in your pocket, look down to see a message on a dating app or Instagram. You get all excited, wondering who it could be or what it can say. But, to your dismay, it ends up being something creepy and questionable. Knowing that I couldn't be alone in this, I asked some of my followers to send me their creepy messages. Let’s have a good laugh together.. enjoy!

THE PORCH. I figured we would start with a pretty mild DM. This guy wasn’t too creepy or persistent, but his verbiage was just kinda.. vague? The woman from the porch? Where was this porch and what happened on it?!

THE POET. This guy jumped right in with some Shakespeare shit, am I right?! He really set the mood, but maybe a little too soon. Maybe a “Hi, how are you”? would’ve been a good first line instead?

THE ENERGIZER BUNNY. You gotta give it up for this guy. He keeps going and going and going and going. There is NO WAY he believes she’ll give in after ignoring him that many times, right?! (PS- This is only a small part of what was sent to me. There were many years of “hey, what’s up?” in this thread)

THE DICK. This one’s so polite, wouldn’t you agree? He started off with a compliment “Omg ur so beautiful”, then asks if they like what he’s offering (Big, black, long, hard dick). My favorite part of this may be the response! Sometimes you gotta play coy..

THE PODIATRIST. This one’s a personal favorite because it was sent to me. It was also sent to a close friend and my cousin. I’m kinda salty, though, cause my cousin was offered $100 and I was only offered $80.