A NAPOLEON COMPLEX CAN BE SEXY, RIGHT? ..My Top 10 Celebrity Crushes (until I find someone else to be obsessed with)

Today, I realized that 99% of the DMs in my Instagram contain photos of hot celebs. There’s something about a man that doesn’t know you exist that is SO HOT, am I right?! Anyway, here’s a list of my current Top 10 Celebrity Crushes:

10. Zac Efron. My love for this hunk of a man didn’t blossom until after his days of bad choreography and auto-tune in “High School Musical”. It wasn’t until “17 Again”, that I became obsessed. At this point, I will watch any questionable movie (Have you seen Bay Watch?) for the slightest chance to see him shirtless.

9. Diplo. I loved Diplo before I even knew he looked like. Do your ears a favor and listen to his “Express Yourself” album ASAP. Besides being my favorite DJ, he is undoubtedly one of the sexiest men on the planet. Plus, he totally made twerking a thing.

8. Michael B. Jordan. He’s most recently known for his role in “Black Panther’. But, like, have you ever seen “That Awkward Moment”?! He played a shy, smart, heart-broken doctor who had no idea how hot he was. SWOON.

7. Julian Edelman. I don’t know a touchdown from a grand slam, but I know a hot man when I see one. Julian Edelman of the New England Patriots is the reason I get out of bed some mornings. If you don’t know what I mean then you haven’t seen an Insta-story of him working out.

6. Taron Egerton. Taron has to be the most underrated English hottie in Hollywood right now. I literally only watched the “Kingsman” movies because I thought he was cute. He’s a modern day James Bond with an accent that makes me weak in the knees.

5. Kevin Connolly. I remember binge-watching “Entourage” for the first time a few years back and being wildly attracted to the character Eric “E” Murphy. There was something about his Napoleon Complex and New York attitude that really did it for me. Is that weird?

4. Antoni Porowski. I think it’s safe to say that men and women from around the nation have a crush on the food and wine expert from Netflix’s “Queer Eye”. Is it his boy-is charm? His resemblance to John Mayer? Honestly, I think it’s just the way he softly utters “avocado” that gets to me.

3. Jason Tartick. So, Jason isn’t technically a celebrity, but how could I not include him? I watched this entire past season of “The Bachelorette” hoping they would cast him as the next Bachelor. Although I’m feeling angry about the decision with the rest of Bachelor Nation, I’m so relieved I don’t have to watch my man kiss other girls on TV every week (Thanks, Colton)

2. Noah Centineo. This guy makes me want to go back to high school and date a lacrosse player and my high school didn’t even have a lacrosse team. I recently watched “To All the Boys I’ve Loved Before” and fell completely head over heels, giddy for Noah. My roommate referred to him as the Freddie Prize Jr. of our time. I must agree!

1. Leonardo DiCaprio. My number one, ride or die celebrity crush of all time goes to my man Leo. Not only do I love him and want to carry his babies, but I would gladly come back as him in my next life. He’s talented, good looking, philanthropical, and bangs super models. Honestly, he makes me want to give up plastic straws.

Honorable Mention: Danny Amendola. I’m mad at him for being back with Olivia, so he doesn’t get to be on my list. That’s all.